Out of the mouths’ of babes: All Ryan

So Ryan says some rather off-the-wall stuff, more so than Zach. So, this version of out of the mouths’ of babes is ALL RYAN.

Ryan to me RE: Zach "He's not MY brother. You can have him."

Me to Ryan "Who said 'Let the little children come to me'?" Ryan "Um, me." Me "No Ryan it was someone in the Bible." Ryan "Mommy, I AM in the Bible."

Ryan: "I don't want a shower. I want to be stinky and gross."

Ryan "I can't color in this anymore throw it away." Me "Well why can't you?" Ryan "This page is TORN." (last page in coloring book) Me "Are any others torn?" Ryan "No, but it doesn't matter, throw it away."

Me "Ryan pull your undies up, your crack is showing." Ryan "OK Mommy." (minute later) Ryan "Mommy!" Me "What?" Ryan "Look!" (turns around and shows me he has pulled the back of his underwear down so his whole butt is showing) Ryan "Is my crack still showing?" (giggles and runs away)

Ain’t having a four-year old grand?